Python script that chooses from 80 funny loading lines
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+# Created by Nathan R (Mosrod)
+# CREDIT TO https://github.com/1egoman/funnies/blob/master/src/funnies.js
+
+from random import *
+
+x = 1
+
+for i in range(x):
+  num = randint(1, 80)
+  if num == 1:
+    print("Reticulating splines...")
+  if num == 2:
+    print("Swapping time and space...")
+  if num == 3:
+    print("Spinning violently around the y-axis...")
+  if num == 4:
+    print("Tokenizing real life...")
+  if num == 5:
+    print("Bending the spoon...")
+  if num == 6:
+    print("Filtering morale...")
+  if num == 7:
+    print("We need a new fuse...")
+  if num == 8:
+    print("Have a good day.")
+  if num == 9:
+    print("Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax.")
+  if num == 10:
+    print("The architects are still drafting.")
+  if num == 11:
+    print("We're building the buildings as fast as we can.")
+  if num == 12:
+    print("Please wait while the little elves draw your map.")
+  if num == 13:
+    print("Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them.")
+  if num == 14:
+    print("Go ahead -- hold your breath!")
+  if num == 15:
+    print("...at least you're not on hold...")
+  if num == 16:
+    print("The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.")
+  if num == 17:
+    print("We're testing your patience.")
+  if num == 18:
+    print("As if you had any other choice.")
+  if num == 19:
+    print("The bits are flowing slowly today.")
+  if num == 20:
+    print("It's still faster than you could draw it.")
+  if num == 21:
+    print("My other loading screen is much faster.")
+  if num == 22:
+    print("(Insert quarter)")
+  if num == 23:
+    print("Are we there yet?")
+  if num == 24:
+    print("Just count to 10.")
+  if num == 25:
+    print("Don't panic...")
+  if num == 26:
+    print("We're making you a cookie.")
+  if num == 27:
+    print("Creating time-loop inversion field.")
+  if num == 28:
+    print("Computing chance of success.")
+  if num == 29:
+    print("All I really need is a kilobit.")
+  if num == 30:
+    print("I feel like im supposed to be loading something...")
+  if num == 31:
+    print("Should have used a compiled language...")
+  if num == 32:
+    print("Is this Windows?")
+  if num == 33:
+    print("Don't break your screen yet!")
+  if num == 34:
+    print("I swear it's almost done.")
+  if num == 35:
+    print("Let's take a mindfulness minute...")
+  if num == 36:
+    print("Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...")
+  if num == 37:
+    print("Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...")
+  if num == 38:
+    print("We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.")
+  if num == 39:
+    print("Where did all the internets go?")
+  if num == 40:
+    print("Granting wishes...")
+  if num == 41:
+    print("Time flies when you’re having fun.")
+  if num == 42:
+    print("Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes...")
+  if num == 43:
+    print("Stay awhile and listen...")
+  if num == 44:
+    print("Convincing AI not to turn evil...")
+  if num == 45:
+    print("How did you get here?")
+  if num == 46:
+    print("Wait, do you smell something burning?")
+  if num == 47:
+    print("Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.")
+  if num == 48:
+    print("When nothing is going right, go left...")
+  if num == 49:
+    print("I love my job only when I'm on vacation...")
+  if num == 50:
+    print("Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?")
+  if num == 51:
+    print("I’ve got problem for your solution...")
+  if num == 52:
+    print("Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.")
+  if num == 53:
+    print("Constructing additional pylons...")
+  if num == 54:
+    print("You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.")
+  if num == 55:
+    print("A commit a day keeps the mobs away.")
+  if num == 56:
+    print("This is not a joke, it's a commit.")
+  if num == 57:
+    print("Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?")
+  if num == 58:
+    print("Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?")
+  if num == 59:
+    print("I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.")
+  if num == 60:
+    print("Dividing by zero...")
+  if num == 61:
+    print("If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.")
+  if num == 62:
+    print("Web developers do it with <style>")
+  if num == 63:
+    print("Cracking military-grade encryption...")
+  if num == 64:
+    print("Entangling superstrings...")
+  if num == 65:
+    print("Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.")
+  if num == 66:
+    print("A different error message? Finally, some progress!")
+  if num == 67:
+    print("Please hold on as we reheat our coffee.")
+  if num == 68:
+    print("Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...")
+  if num == 69:
+    print("Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...")
+  if num == 71:
+    print("Winter is coming...")
+  if num == 72:
+    print("Installing dependencies.")
+  if num == 73:
+    print("Switching to the latest JS framework...")
+  if num == 74:
+    print("Let's hope it's worth the wait.")
+  if num == 75:
+    print("Aw, snap! Not...")
+  if num == 76:
+    print("Ordering 1s and 0s...")
+  if num == 77:
+    print("Updating dependencies...")
+  if num == 78:
+    print("Please wait... Consulting the manual...")
+  if num == 79:
+    print("Loading funny message...")
+  if num == 80:
+    print("Feel free to spin in your chair.")

This is a great loading script for your program to bright up your day!