package com.cainwong.demo.mvp.data;

import java.util.LinkedHashMap;
import java.util.Map;

/**
 * Created by cwong on 3/10/15.
 */
public class Ipsum {

    public String title;
    public String body;

    public Ipsum(String title, String body) {
        this.title = title;
        this.body = body;
    }


    public static Map<String, Ipsum> VALUES_MAP = new LinkedHashMap<>();

    static {
        VALUES_MAP.put("Lorem Ipsum", new Ipsum("Lorem Ipsum", "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam sed lorem feugiat turpis rhoncus convallis. Maecenas purus nulla, volutpat sit amet aliquet vel, ornare non felis. Integer condimentum tempor lacus, eget semper est gravida quis. Donec scelerisque, risus sed fringilla lacinia, nibh tortor consectetur tortor, quis aliquet lorem velit non mauris. Suspendisse fringilla nibh felis, sed eleifend dui hendrerit ornare. Fusce at sem ac quam pulvinar auctor vitae id neque. Sed egestas id erat id luctus. Ut ullamcorper tellus est, sit amet tempor nulla ultrices at. Pellentesque nec lectus in metus sagittis condimentum lobortis non urna. Fusce in tortor ex. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Cras sit amet turpis nec augue blandit fermentum. Praesent ut molestie metus, sed accumsan urna. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam mattis tellus in blandit pharetra.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Donec semper interdum lobortis. Fusce sollicitudin nec tortor vehicula consectetur. Etiam pretium nisl dolor, ac faucibus ex eleifend nec. Nam consectetur, odio ut volutpat suscipit, leo lacus tempor risus, sed facilisis odio diam vel magna. Nunc justo nibh, imperdiet at cursus eu, vulputate sed nunc. Curabitur egestas sem vel mi lobortis, ac suscipit ante tincidunt. Vestibulum elementum risus ac efficitur ultricies. Interdum et malesuada fames ac ante ipsum primis in faucibus. Integer diam nulla, ultrices eget tincidunt in, laoreet sit amet turpis.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Vivamus id lacus enim. Aliquam non metus urna. Aenean posuere aliquam viverra. In lacinia maximus lectus vel accumsan. In quis lobortis ligula. Aliquam venenatis orci vel nibh varius auctor. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Praesent lectus nibh, pharetra ut ante nec, vehicula blandit enim. Vestibulum hendrerit pellentesque eros ultrices lobortis. Ut tincidunt erat nec nisi vestibulum convallis. Nullam tempor justo eget imperdiet vulputate. Proin interdum efficitur eleifend.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Vivamus placerat molestie porttitor. Etiam sit amet massa mi. Cras accumsan sapien ut urna hendrerit, eget tempus nisi ullamcorper. In nibh metus, aliquam ac lectus et, dictum mollis lectus. Cras fringilla feugiat dictum. Maecenas efficitur nunc id lacus consequat pulvinar. Donec lobortis erat a aliquet volutpat. Vestibulum faucibus eros ut ipsum molestie eleifend. Fusce non consequat augue, sit amet tempor eros. Aenean pharetra tortor a aliquet iaculis. Duis eleifend lobortis lorem eu condimentum. Mauris id odio id ante vehicula scelerisque id ut dolor. Suspendisse ligula leo, aliquam eget tortor ac, vestibulum sollicitudin sem.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Etiam aliquet porta risus rutrum viverra. Sed auctor felis lacus, nec tristique orci porta sit amet. Donec pulvinar lacus sit amet volutpat pellentesque. Nulla vestibulum porttitor est. Quisque semper diam vel leo auctor suscipit. Vivamus egestas dolor at nisl ultrices, quis blandit metus suscipit. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Mauris tincidunt libero sit amet fermentum pretium. Mauris tempus augue libero. Phasellus eleifend enim id ante efficitur, vel elementum purus tincidunt. Fusce rhoncus sit amet nibh vel sollicitudin. In sit amet turpis ligula. Morbi sapien elit, aliquam et commodo sed, viverra egestas dolor."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Coffee Ipsum", new Ipsum("Coffee Ipsum", "Turkish cortado as, con panna, grinder espresso plunger pot americano viennese. Froth, crema robust irish et dark wings rich con panna milk aroma aftertaste. And doppio macchiato, so whipped foam sweet turkish to go crema. Plunger pot, in strong acerbic brewed, single shot whipped cinnamon rich lungo affogato.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Trifecta et, robust, cream mocha cup bar filter dark. So, instant grinder froth macchiato roast mocha. Single origin rich redeye skinny, frappuccino wings blue mountain eu wings. Milk saucer organic redeye foam ristretto coffee americano.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Aftertaste half and half, breve, rich variety, id turkish wings coffee instant spoon. Pumpkin spice irish spoon cinnamon skinny barista milk. Percolator cortado flavour americano crema ristretto dark. Single shot organic chicory, plunger pot percolator body kopi-luwak mocha id iced.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Grinder cortado, americano body medium latte kopi-luwak. Black, organic caramelization coffee doppio siphon steamed. As mug variety, half and half ristretto macchiato trifecta that. Seasonal and robusta aftertaste macchiato aftertaste, acerbic, trifecta dripper eu brewed caramelization.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Black, crema cappuccino, aroma spoon whipped black caramelization. Strong body frappuccino seasonal, mocha, to go macchiato, white kopi-luwak dripper cappuccino ristretto. Redeye doppio decaffeinated viennese body acerbic roast caffeine. Shop, barista, robusta, trifecta, fair trade instant carajillo single shot wings."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Cat Ipsum", new Ipsum("Cat Ipsum", "Knock dis off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish i like big cats and i can not lie for peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Who's the baby have secret plans yet chase mice all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet have secret plans. Missing until dinner time. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Hack up furballs. Kick up litter chase mice, yet lick arm hair for behind the couch. Loves cheeseburgers shake treat bag, yet then cats take over the world ears back wide eyed or eat a plant, kill a hand. Burrow under covers. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce throwup on your pillow, or stretch, for jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide litter box until treats are fed yet knock over christmas tree present belly, scratch hand when stroked or pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. \n" +
                "\n" +
                "Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum curl into a furry donut hate dog, so hide when guests come over. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, scratch the furniture, for hide from vacuum cleaner rub face on owner and stand in front of the computer screen. Lick arm hair stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust climb leg. Leave hair everywhere sleep in the bathroom sink for curl into a furry donut. Leave dead animals as gifts sit in box chase imaginary bugs. Rub face on everything leave fur on owners clothes for caticus cuteicus need to chase tail, meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Vommit food and eat it again spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce and hide when guests come over, find something else more interesting destroy couch. Then cats take over the world play time chase imaginary bugs stick butt in face, or sleep on keyboard why must they do that. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser stick butt in face, so rub face on owner or chase red laser dot but claws in your leg. Leave hair everywhere poop on grasses mark territory, and claw drapes, but lick arm hair, or put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . \n" +
                "\n" +
                "Intently sniff hand. Hack up furballs chase ball of string if it fits, i sits, chase imaginary bugs. Hopped up on catnip rub face on everything hunt anything that moves, for cat snacks, but flop over, yet throwup on your pillow eat and than sleep on your face. Stare at ceiling rub face on everything, but pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Spread kitty litter all over house spread kitty litter all over house, then cats take over the world but cat snacks. Eat and than sleep on your face chew foot, for make muffins, but purr while eating yet i like big cats and i can not lie for hide at bottom of staircase to trip human jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Sit in box hopped up on catnip have secret plans loves cheeseburgers, but missing until dinner time, so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard yet spread kitty litter all over house. Inspect anything brought into the house. See owner, run in terror sit in box present belly, scratch hand when stroked for if it fits, i sits all of a sudden cat goes crazy, and pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space for spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, , use lap as chair. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms climb leg, yet rub face on everything run in circles. Rub face on everything find something else more interesting. \n" +
                "\n" +
                "Stick butt in face missing until dinner time stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Missing until dinner time chase dog then run away hide from vacuum cleaner intently stare at the same spot. Nap all day. Stand in front of the computer screen. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human eat and than sleep on your face chew iPad power cord vommit food and eat it again behind the couch. Leave dead animals as gifts nap all day nap all day play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard but stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust, for behind the couch, but under the bed. Hunt anything that moves. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sit in box yet mark territory flop over. Behind the couch hide from vacuum cleaner have secret plans kick up litter hide when guests come over make meme, make cute face lick butt. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard chew foot, so chase dog then run away for kick up litter. \n" +
                "\n" +
                "Kick up litter meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans stand in front of the computer screen, but lick arm hair for find something else more interesting, but stretch, so present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Shake treat bag purr while eating claws in your leg but cat snacks, and kick up litter. Hack up furballs chase mice. Claw drapes pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Hide when guests come over. \n"));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Corporate Ipsum", new Ipsum("Corporate Ipsum", "Collaboratively administrate empowered markets via plug-and-play networks. Dynamically procrastinate B2C users after installed base benefits. Dramatically visualize customer directed convergence without revolutionary ROI.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Efficiently unleash cross-media information without cross-media value. Quickly maximize timely deliverables for real-time schemas. Dramatically maintain clicks-and-mortar solutions without functional solutions.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Completely synergize resource sucking relationships via premier niche markets. Professionally cultivate one-to-one customer service with robust ideas. Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Objectively innovate empowered manufactured products whereas parallel platforms. Holisticly predominate extensible testing procedures for reliable supply chains. Dramatically engage top-line web services vis-a-vis cutting-edge deliverables.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Proactively envisioned multimedia based expertise and cross-media growth strategies. Seamlessly visualize quality intellectual capital without superior collaboration and idea-sharing. Holistically pontificate installed base portals after maintainable products."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Zombie Ipsum", new Ipsum("Zombie Ipsum", "Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit​​, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Cum horribilem walking dead resurgere de crazed sepulcris creaturis, zombie sicut de grave feeding iride et serpens. Pestilentia, shaun ofthe dead scythe animated corpses ipsa screams. Pestilentia est plague haec decaying ambulabat mortuos. Sicut zeder apathetic malus voodoo. Aenean a dolor plan et terror soulless vulnerum contagium accedunt, mortui iam vivam unlife. Qui tardius moveri, brid eof reanimator sed in magna copia sint terribiles undeath legionis. Alii missing oculis aliorum sicut serpere crabs nostram. Putridi braindead odores kill and infect, aere implent left four dead.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Lucio fulci tremor est dark vivos magna. Expansis creepy arm yof darkness ulnis witchcraft missing carnem armis Kirkman Moore and Adlard caeruleum in locis. Romero morbo Congress amarus in auras. Nihil horum sagittis tincidunt, zombie slack-jawed gelida survival portenta. The unleashed virus est, et iam zombie mortui ambulabunt super terram. Souless mortuum glassy-eyed oculos attonitos indifferent back zom bieapoc alypse. An hoc dead snow braaaiiiins sociopathic incipere Clairvius Narcisse, an ante? Is bello mundi z?\n" +
                "\n" +
                "In Craven omni memoria patriae zombieland clairvius narcisse religionis sunt diri undead historiarum. Golums, zombies unrelenting et Raimi fascinati beheading. Maleficia! Vel cemetery man a modern bursting eyeballs perhsaps morbi. A terrenti flesh contagium. Forsitan deadgurl illud corpse Apocalypsi, vel staggering malum zomby poenae chainsaw zombi horrifying fecimus burial ground. Indeflexus shotgun coup de poudre monstra per plateas currere. Fit de decay nostra carne undead. Poenitentiam violent zom biehig hway agite RE:dead pœnitentiam! Vivens mortua sunt apud nos night of the living dead.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Whyt zomby Ut fames after death cerebro virus enim carnis grusome, viscera et organa viventium. Sicut spargit virus ad impetum, qui supersumus flesh eating. Avium, brains guts, ghouls, unholy canum, fugere ferae et infecti horrenda monstra. Videmus twenty-eight deformis pale, horrenda daemonum. Panduntur brains portae rotting inferi. Finis accedens walking deadsentio terrore perterritus et twen tee ate daze leighter taedium wal kingdead. The horror, monstra epidemic significant finem. Terror brains sit unum viral superesse undead sentit, ut caro eaters maggots, caule nobis.\n" +
                "\n"));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Hipster Ipsum", new Ipsum("Hipster Ipsum", "PBR blog High Life, raw denim Williamsburg bicycle rights authentic banh mi. Next level retro Odd Future jean shorts cold-pressed, keffiyeh Pinterest chillwave cred bespoke gluten-free. Forage normcore yr aesthetic meditation, Carles cardigan shabby chic literally selvage hella kale chips 90's Williamsburg plaid. Wolf salvia dreamcatcher Wes Anderson, meh American Apparel before they sold out jean shorts bicycle rights tofu XOXO Shoreditch scenester Pitchfork. Gastropub meditation fanny pack mlkshk, PBR health goth dreamcatcher cardigan scenester four loko PBR&B beard forage. Scenester drinking vinegar sustainable master cleanse, lomo brunch craft beer fap lo-fi deep v migas kitsch put a bird on it cardigan. Heirloom wayfarers polaroid semiotics cray normcore banh mi.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Tattooed Vice sustainable, biodiesel cardigan typewriter bespoke Helvetica. Portland meh American Apparel ethical hoodie. Yr photo booth fap aesthetic farm-to-table Shoreditch Thundercats. 90's slow-carb try-hard, tote bag photo booth Banksy deep v Intelligentsia High Life. Distillery DIY synth 90's tilde artisan. Marfa lo-fi Shoreditch ennui messenger bag YOLO kitsch. Intelligentsia beard XOXO, umami next level flexitarian asymmetrical Williamsburg pork belly PBR&B narwhal dreamcatcher photo booth typewriter.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Pop-up polaroid you probably haven't heard of them slow-carb, photo booth forage banjo. Gluten-free selvage umami lomo jean shorts, Kickstarter occupy locavore McSweeney's. Messenger bag asymmetrical next level Etsy. Crucifix direct trade bespoke Etsy, readymade shabby chic drinking vinegar trust fund tilde Austin cronut. American Apparel fanny pack +1 sriracha. Tofu bitters cold-pressed, yr quinoa Bushwick Odd Future. Cornhole flexitarian beard cred asymmetrical.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Single-origin coffee vinyl aesthetic tilde keytar, try-hard fap Neutra bicycle rights master cleanse. Gastropub Kickstarter organic blog, direct trade DIY sartorial. Flexitarian gastropub locavore meditation, bicycle rights Odd Future four dollar toast Schlitz narwhal Kickstarter viral fap beard Bushwick cold-pressed. Four dollar toast DIY butcher hashtag Marfa, cold-pressed street art gastropub trust fund. Tousled retro small batch banh mi ethical letterpress. Tattooed stumptown tofu pork belly seitan slow-carb. Bicycle rights Vice craft beer McSweeney's tousled, hashtag banjo try-hard Banksy PBR health goth Neutra scenester.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Seitan flannel selfies Helvetica, distillery twee 3 wolf moon letterpress trust fund vinyl irony. VHS 8-bit scenester fashion axe PBR freegan. Carles roof party health goth, kogi mumblecore Schlitz 90's brunch authentic Bushwick Truffaut sriracha direct trade next level XOXO. Hashtag fashion axe raw denim, fingerstache gastropub seitan messenger bag Blue Bottle meditation Intelligentsia kogi. Cronut leggings letterpress brunch, squid gastropub raw denim Banksy distillery biodiesel. Godard Austin aesthetic, Blue Bottle Truffaut bespoke sustainable mixtape fap pour-over meggings taxidermy. Put a bird on it chambray umami food truck cornhole 3 wolf moon."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Pommy Ipsum", new Ipsum("Pommy Ipsum", "Pommy ipsum doofer pennyboy bog off bloke on his bill bread and butter pudding, who brought loaf barmy oo ecky thump working class devonshire cream tea working class doing my head in willy, clotted cream goggledegook drizzle lost her marbles codswallop one would be honoured to. On his tod I could reet fancy a laughing gear man and his whippet taking the mick yorkshire pudding Bob's your uncle the black death tosser a reet bobbydazzler, what a load of guff rubbish macca bogroll muck about on his bill cornish pasty a tad. Victoria sponge cake corgi blighty slappers stew and dumps scrumpy argy-bargy, cottage pie smeg gravy cheese and chips jammy git therewith, Dalek scouser ever so horses for courses goggledegook.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Ponce ey up pulled out the eating irons see a man about a dog beefeater 10 pence mix, earwig collywobbles plum pudding. 10 pence mix tallywhacker numpty tosser whizz you mean it ain't me noggin' through the dales, the chippy bog off jolly hockey sticks accordingly bloody shambles. Warts and all marmite snotty nosed brat a tenner chuffed, hard cheese old boy ey up duck anorak, the black death splendid cottage pie. Bossy britches give you a bell sweets real ale scones we'll be 'avin less of that bargain Betty numbskull curry sauce bag egg's old boy, and brown sauce clock round the earhole fish and chips ended up brown bread doolally hadn't done it in donkey's years.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Queen Elizabeth pork scratchings absobloodylootely cor blimey' a cracking crumpets The Doctor chips half-inch it chin up lass squirrel, fried toast bit of a div rambunctious god save the queen Elementary my dear Watson gobsmacked drizzle mush I'd reet fancy a. smeg head some mothers do 'ave 'em put me soaps back on. Rambunctious and golly gosh flip flops terribly on the beat what a load of guff the lakes, conkers is she 'avin a laugh sausage roll bogroll naff off. Numpty flip flops penny-dreadful River Song a total jessie fried toast man and his whippet the fuzz nuthouse shepherd's pie, pork scratchings half-inch it bossy britches Geordie bloke at the boozer a cracking.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Oopsy-daisies crumpets goggledegook know your onions chav goggledegook, cheerio hadn't done it in donkey's years clotted cream River Song. Earwig Southeners cornish pasty porky-pies pikey on his tod any road, best be off, a bottle of plonk twiglets golly Bob's your uncle driving a mini done up like a kipper, get away with ya grub's up Dr. Watson squiffy pot noodle. Bobby utter shambles crumpets macca ask your mother if cobbles cockney, one off stiff upper lip jammy git crisps. Completely starkers penny-dreadful any road, best be off Bad Wolf pezzy little damn rambunctious, smeg head could murder a pint codswallop meat and two veg drizzle, fish and chips 'ar kid bread and butter pudding had a barney with the inlaws pork scratchings.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "What a load of guff smeg head have a bash codswallop hadn't done it in donkey's years Prince Charles ask your mother if, earwig cor blimey' doing my nut in stop arsing around. Earwig Weeping Angels you 'avin a laugh tallywhacker knee high to a grasshopper i'll be a monkey's uncle Geordie, nuthouse oo ecky thump fake tan knackered what a mug what a doddle, ear hole therewith man and his whippet a fiver. A week on Sunday bull dog treacle gobsmacked ask your mother if, taking the mick guinness."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Startup Ipsum", new Ipsum("Startup Ipsum", "Marketing ramen twitter. Android client leverage. Research & development responsive web design strategy pitch founders early adopters assets ecosystem iPhone validation product management metrics hackathon. Responsive web design business plan non-disclosure agreement graphical user interface angel investor funding value proposition bandwidth iteration crowdfunding niche market hypotheses gamification. Hypotheses venture growth hacking buyer ecosystem startup vesting period technology social media. Partner network responsive web design non-disclosure agreement churn rate pivot stealth direct mailing bootstrapping facebook.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Marketing graphical user interface crowdsource branding buzz freemium gen-z customer prototype validation growth hacking funding. Freemium facebook crowdsource validation product management iPhone sales mass market niche market research & development launch party. User experience low hanging fruit graphical user interface disruptive. Product management pitch scrum project influencer infographic twitter sales customer. Social proof www.discoverartisans.com early adopters twitter business plan pitch direct mailing launch party alpha freemium user experience. Sales mass market incubator research & development virality stock churn rate rockstar growth hacking traction innovator.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Product management advisor release series A financing technology equity android success business plan twitter early adopters launch party. Low hanging fruit seed money startup buyer burn rate www.discoverartisans.com channels monetization founders equity growth hacking rockstar. Assets responsive web design influencer stealth disruptive learning curve. Iteration scrum project metrics churn rate www.discoverartisans.com influencer buzz deployment burn rate alpha vesting period bootstrapping lean startup advisor. Research & development user experience MVP iPhone pitch network effects lean startup iteration android paradigm shift partnership series A financing. Market channels termsheet crowdsource bandwidth branding marketing iPad value proposition rockstar.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Holy grail churn rate creative buyer infrastructure agile development equity seed round iPad. Seed round incubator mass market stealth termsheet holy grail conversion beta success paradigm shift bootstrapping disruptive innovator. Ramen incubator research & development. Termsheet social media metrics startup. Gen-z scrum project gamification customer responsive web design business-to-business bootstrapping network effects crowdfunding advisor handshake. Pivot growth hacking bandwidth iPhone monetization.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Metrics termsheet churn rate graphical user interface mass market www.discoverartisans.com market prototype non-disclosure agreement startup MVP lean startup. IPad social media learning curve responsive web design seed round partnership research & development funding series A financing validation. Business plan mass market sales research & development graphical user interface. Sales series A financing business plan funding strategy virality bandwidth deployment pitch iPad. Www.discoverartisans.com lean startup gen-z user experience agile development return on investment investor influencer burn rate focus incubator deployment entrepreneur graphical user interface. Research & development twitter crowdfunding success."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Gangsta Ipsum", new Ipsum("Gangsta Ipsum", "Lorem owned dolizzle izzle gangsta, izzle adipiscing elit. Nullizzle shiznit velizzle, dawg volutpizzle, suscipizzle quis, gravida vizzle, arcu. Pellentesque we gonna chung tortor. Sed erizzle. Fizzle izzle dolizzle dapibus turpis stuff fo shizzle. Ass yo bow wow wow et turpizzle. Fo izzle black. Mofo nizzle rhoncizzle nisi. In cool sheezy yo dictumst. Mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa dapibus. My shizz tellizzle urna, cool crazy, mattizzle izzle, eleifend tellivizzle, owned. Yo we gonna chung. Integer uhuh ... yih! velit sizzle shit.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Vivamus nizzle mauris eget nisi i'm in the shizzle pretium. Vivamizzle gangsta amet lacizzle. Fizzle eu dawg fo shizzle my nizzle lacus go to hizzle my shizz. Praesent suscipizzle boofron dang. Curabitizzle in arcu. Shit enim enizzle, auctizzle yo mamma, congue eu, dignissizzle , libero. Dizzle things pede ghetto sheezy posuere shit. Shiz ghetto tortizzle, congue pulvinizzle, yo mamma crazy, mollis sit amet, erizzle. Fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle izzle dui. Aliquizzle risus check it out, away consectetizzle, bling bling izzle, away fo shizzle, we gonna chung. Quisque a crunk eu mi phat vehicula. Curabitur yo sagittis ipsizzle. Fo habitant you son of a bizzle bow wow wow izzle izzle ma nizzle izzle malesuada fo izzle turpis cool. In est. Curabitur yo. Shit fo shizzle shut the shizzle up, semper quizzle, suscipit izzle, check out this pulvinizzle, fo shizzle my nizzle. Nulla sagittis gravida dizzle.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Praesent nec turpis izzle leo pot molestie. Vivamus vestibulizzle nizzle vizzle yo mamma. Gangsta shiznit ornare magna. Morbi fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle, nisl nizzle bibendizzle egestas, magna dolizzle vestibulizzle fo shizzle, izzle auctor justo dolor quis i'm in the shizzle. Da bomb id gangsta sit amizzle phat adipiscing sagittizzle. Vivamizzle ghetto break yo neck, yall lacus. Shiznit rhoncizzle check it out leo. Lorem gizzle break yo neck, yall sizzle shizznit, consectetuer adipiscing elizzle. Phasellus nisi ligula, away sizzle amet, facilisizzle sizzle, sheezy mattizzle, crazy. Curabitizzle semper shizznit dizzle. Mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa non leo. Crunk sizzle risus a dizzle da bomb fo. Quisque condimentum go to hizzle hizzle yo mamma. Shut the shizzle up crunk, dang funky fresh varius lacinia, lectizzle dizzle for sure felizzle, nec ullamcorper eros nisl fizzle nisi. Vivamizzle leo izzle, aliquizzle sit boofron, ornare get down get down, bling bling pulvinizzle, gangster.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Sed metus urna, its fo rizzle et, gizzle izzle, sollicitudin at, nulla. Donec break yo neck, yall, nisi boom shackalack facilisizzle shiz, away shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle consequat shizznit, mollis fringilla libero bling bling izzle purus. Class aptent gizzle sociosqu fo shizzle litora torquent i'm in the shizzle conubia dizzle, check out this inceptizzle shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle. Aliquizzle maurizzle orci, scelerisque egizzle, da bomb for sure, accumsizzle rizzle, elit. Nunc i'm in the shizzle. Fusce velit funky fresh, accumsizzle eu, its fo rizzle nizzle, molestie fo shizzle, own yo'. Izzle bizzle. Aenizzle crackalackin get down get down daahng dawg enizzle mattis pharetra. Integizzle sheezy felizzle, laorizzle pot, elementum quis, pot nizzle, ligula. Pizzle get down get down pede. Ghetto nibh. Nulla enizzle. Its fo rizzle blandizzle. Sizzle metizzle boofron, shiz nizzle, lobortizzle ut, molestie quis, lacus. Shut the shizzle up mi cool, sempizzle sed, dapibus bling bling, pretizzle rizzle, velizzle. Morbi dictizzle tellus shizzle my nizzle crocodizzle own yo' tempizzle aliquizzle.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Shit quis arcu. Shiznit ante. Maecenas placerizzle that's the shizzle at yo. Morbi tellivizzle tortizzle. Cras izzle fizzle izzle nizzle dawg pimpin'. fo shizzle pot sit brizzle, consectetuer adipiscing check out this. Curabitizzle elizzle arcu, daahng dawg nizzle, eleifend in, dawg in, est. Aliquam pot volutpat. Donizzle tempizzle dope fo shizzle my nizzle. Suspendisse break it down. Cras shit urna, fizzle et, volutpat vitae, vehicula phat, sapizzle. Owned sizzle orci, phat nec, sodalizzle sizzle, commodo izzle, orci."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("Pirate Ipsum", new Ipsum("Pirate Ipsum", "Nipperkin yardarm man-of-war Privateer Chain Shot aye schooner spanker heave to port. Hands dead men tell no tales cutlass shrouds starboard ballast chase Pirate Round Shiver me timbers skysail. Wench doubloon ahoy transom belay scallywag Corsair cutlass bounty scurvy.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Clipper hands plunder take a caulk cable American Main list crack Jennys tea cup chandler reef sails. Fire in the hole pink pinnace piracy topgallant salmagundi heave to crack Jennys tea cup chase guns black spot. Aye tack Shiver me timbers Privateer tender yo-ho-ho careen cog lugsail measured fer yer chains.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Keel scallywag cog matey scuttle grog port keelhaul barkadeer dance the hempen jig. Fathom crack Jennys tea cup grapple landlubber or just lubber chase quarter marooned knave parrel league. Aye Plate Fleet six pounders rigging topgallant hulk American Main come about gabion gibbet.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Spike chase mizzen crack Jennys tea cup Pirate Round hardtack brigantine ho crow's nest capstan. Blow the man down transom wherry walk the plank fire ship nipperkin scuttle Jolly Roger list ballast. Transom scuttle cackle fruit case shot pink crack Jennys tea cup bilged on her anchor schooner carouser Sea Legs.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Spyglass ballast Sink me pressgang Blimey port hogshead man-of-war cable scuttle. Man-of-war Brethren of the Coast brig cog long clothes draught log heave down gunwalls cutlass. Tack interloper scuppers spyglass flogging gally dance the hempen jig gibbet grapple swab."));

        VALUES_MAP.put("The Doctor Ipsum", new Ipsum("The Doctor Ipsum", "Eight minutes is ages. What if I get bored? Give me knitting. Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves. Be a pal and tell me, Am I a good man? We're trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale! Do try and keep out of my way in future and in past, there's a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the both of us. Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'Get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Jamie, remind me to give you a lesson in tying knots, sometime. Alright? Of course I'm alright, my child. You know, I am so constantly outwitting the opposition, I tend to forget the delights and satisfaction of the gentle art of fisticuffs. Blimey, trying to make an Ood laugh... You see when I started, all those years ago, I was just running. I called myself the Doctor but it was just a name. Then I went to Skaro. And I met you lot. And I understood who I was. Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!\n" +
                "\n" +
                "A knight of the GRAND ORDER OF OBERON! Only I would be stupid enough to attack such a person! ...history sometimes gives us a terrible shock, and that is because we don't quite fully understand. Why should we? After all, we're too small to realise its final pattern. Therefore don't try and judge it from where you stand. It’s a bit more exciting when you go the other way. You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. You look beautiful! ...considering. That you're human. An unintelligent enemy is far less dangerous than an intelligent one….\n" +
                "\n" +
                "Physician, heal thyself. Life depends on change and renewal. Well Kangs, I must say, there's no place like home... and this is no place like home. I was being chased by a giant dinosaur, but I think I've managed to give it the slip. Oh, you've got a dinosaur too! Goodbye... Fancypants! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these. Run. Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'Get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name. If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds, and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?\n" +
                "\n" +
                "The Doctor. Nosey parker. Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time. Yes? What is it? What do you want? Our lives are different from anybody else’s. That’s the exciting thing. Nobody in the universe can do what we’re doing. When I say run, run. ...RUN! I don't like it. Don't worry, Brigadier. People will be shooting at you soon. Your ideas are too narrow and crippled. I am a citizen of the universe and a gentleman to boot. The universe hangs by such a delicate thread of coincidences that it would be useless to meddle with it, unless like me you're a Time Lord."));
    }

}
